FullHouse opens up with a shot of outside the MSG, then cuts inside as the explosions go off all over the stage as Last Resort plays.
Dolby/We are coming to you live tonight with EHWF FullHouse from MSG here in New York, New York!
Mike/This should be a great night, and we are starting it all off with the hardcore title match up!
Rollin starts to play and Hurricane comes down to the ring alone, with a trash can full of weapons.
Mike/This should be a great match up!
Dolby/I don't understand how Hurricane gets this title shot...I mean because of him HardKore lost his title match with Id one week ago.
Just then Are You There comes on as Id comes out with the hardcore title, he slides into the ring and gets to one knee before taking a 2x4 to the head from Hurricane.
Dolby/And Hurricane starts this one off right away!
Hurricane nails Id a couple more times hard with the 2x4, and then stands him up and sends him into the ropes. As Id is coming back out of them, Hurricane nails him in the face with the trash can lid, taking him off his feet. He quickly covers, one...two...kick out!
Mike/That was a close one for the hardcore champion Id!
Hurricane gets up and nails Id a couple more times with the 2x4 and then places the trash can on top of him, and starts to climb to the top rope, he jumps off with a reverse moonsault, but Id tosses the trash can up nailing him in the face in midair.
Dolby/Smart move by Id!
Both men are down, as HardKore comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring.
Mike/This don't look good for Hurricane now!
Id is the first to his feet, and turns right into a kick to the midsection and an implant DDT onto the trash can lid.
Dolby/What the hell?
HardKore gets right back up and waits for Hurricane to stand up, then nails him with a boot to the midsection and the HardKore Swinging Death Slam! HardKore then pulls Hurricane over Id, as the ref counts, one...two...three!
Mike/New Champion!
Dolby/I don't understand what this is all about! But I think we are going to find out in a second.
HardKore picks up a mic that is tossed to him as he is standing over Hurricane in the ring.
HardKore/Last week, Hurricane you screwed me out of my hardcore title. But you see, I don't feel like screwing you out of it...no I would much rather beat it out of you, just as I am going to do at Death Row, when you put that hardcore title on the line against me!
Dolby/Looks like HardKore is demanding a hardcore title match at Death Row with his brother.
Rollin starts to play as HardKore picks up the Hardcore title and climbs to the second turnbuckle holding the belt in the air. He then jumps down and tosses the belt on top of Hurricane and starts up the ramp as it goes to a break.
The camera comes back on and we see Demon get out of his car in the parking lot and make his way into the building.
Dolby/Tonight Demon is in that six man tag against Diablo, Widow and Visigoth!
It goes to the ring as Jungle Love starts to play.
Mike/AHHHH! What is this?
Moments later Tony and Ben step out dressed as Shaft and Dolemite. They walk down and climb in.
Mike/Great its Taft and Bolemite.
Dolby/I think it was Baft and Tolemite...wait...what am I saying...Ben and Tony.
The two are waiting in the ring as the music comes to a stop and Flat Booty Bitches comes on and JT comes out to the ramp and stops. Moments later the NWO music comes on as X-Ray comes down running. He slides in as does JT and the two teams start to fight.
Dolby/JT and X-Ray both picked up great wins last week!
Just then One Step Closer hits as Cronix comes out comes out with Krayzi Gangsta next to him and Kerrigan, following behind. The two slide into the ring and join in on the battle.
Mike/Now this match is finally underway!
Cronix nails JT with a forearm to the back of the head, as him and Ben double team JT, and toss him out of the ring. Ben then turns and gets nailed with a big clothesline from Cronix sending them both over the top rope to the outside.
Mike/And Cronix just laid out Baft with that one!
Dolby/Well it looks like the three legal men are now in the ring!
X-Ray sends Tony into the ropes, and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Tony ducks under it and runs right into a drop kick from Gangsta. Gangsta gets back to his feet only to get nailed with a spear from X-Ray sending him to the outside. X-Ray then quickly covers Tony, one...two...kick out!
Mike/And just like that Tolemite almost lost the match!
X-Ray gets back to his feet and waits for Tony to do the same, then goes for a kick to the midsection but Tony catches his foot and lifts him up on his shoulder and slams him back down.
Dolby/He calls that the Pistol Whip!
Tony turns around into a kick super kick to the face from JT. JT then grabs X-Ray and pulls him over Tony, one...two...but its broke up be Cronix. He stands X-Ray back up and sends him into the ropes, and bends over for a back body drop, but X-Ray jumps over him for a sunset flip, one...two...kick out!
Dolby/X-Ray is showing a lot during this match up!
X-Ray gets back up and goes into the ropes again, this time though gets a shot to the back with a chair from Gangsta. X-Ray stumbles forward into Metronome, from Cronix.
Mike/That has to be it!
On the outside Gangsta turns around right into a chair shot to the face from Ben. Cronix covers, one...two...but JT breaks it up. He stands Cronix up, as X-Ray rolls out of the ring with Tony. JT lifts Cronix up into the air and nails the brainbuster, and then goes to the top rope nailing the Sexxy Drop! He stays on for the cover, one...two...and Kerrigan breaks it up by pulling the ref out of the ring. JT gets up looking pissed, and walks toward the ropes yelling at Kerrigan. Just then from behind Ben comes up on him and nails the Stroke!
Dolby/Ben calls that the Bitchslap!
Ben quickly covers as the ref slides back into the ring, one...two....three!
Dolby/My God! They won again!
Mike/How the hell did this happen!
Tony rolls back into the ring and the two start to celebrate, while X-Ray, JT and Cronix are all out cold around the outside of the ring. Gangsta climbs in behind them and nails Ben with a forearm to the back. Tony spins around and nails him with a hard. Ben and Tony start to beat down Krayzi Gangsta.
Dolby/What the hell was Gangsta doing?
Mike/He's Crazy!
Ben rolls out of the ring and grabs two chairs and slides them back in. Tony and him grabs them and start to beat away at Gangsta. They then place the chair over his left arm and stomp on it a couple times.
Mike/Somebody stop them! They are going to break his arm!
Dolby/We have seen Men With A Plan snap like this before, ending careers!
Tony takes the two chairs and sets them up in the middle of the ring facing each other, He then lifts Gangsta up for a powerbomb with Ben adding more force, for a double powerbomb though the two chairs!
Jungle Love then starts to play again as the two climb out of the ring and start up the ramp and it goes to a break.
It comes back on as we see a clip of Men With A Plan beating up Krayzi Gangsta. It then cuts to a shot of Gangsta being put in an ambulance and taken away. It comes back to the ring as It Just Feels Right starts up and Melenique comes down to the ring alone with the IN title over her shoulder.
Dolby/Well it's now time for are women's match up!
Just then Foofighters comes on as Jacket comes out running. She slides in and right away Melenique grabs her, and goes to send her into the ropes, but Jacket reveres it sending Melenique into the ropes, and nailing a drop kick.
Dolby/Nice counter by Jacket.
Just then Rollin starts up as Aria comes down to the ring, she slides in, she ducks under a clothesline from Jacket, the two turn and she nails a kick to the knee taking her off her feet. Aria then goes off the ropes and hits a running bulldog on the kneeling Jacket. Moments later Enter My Mind comes on as Annexx comes down running. She slides in and right away starts to beat away at Aria backing her into a corner with hard lefts and rights. Melenique gets back to her feet and runs in for a splash on Annexx, but Annexx moves and Melenique nails Aria, and stumbles back out into a reverse DDT from Annexx, into a cover, one...two...break up by Jacket.
Mike/So close!
Dolby/So who do you think will win this?
Mike/Annexx, just as she said, to be the man you have to beat the man, and she is by far the best woMAN wrestler I know.
Dolby/I don't think Jacket would like that!
Jacket stands Annexx back up and tosses her out of the ring to the outside, and then follows. Jacket slaps Annexx across the face, sending her backward into the railing near the announcers table. She then goes to stand Annexx back up, but Annexx while with her back to Jacket picks up the ring bell, and turns around nailing Jacket in the face with it KOing her.
Dolby/That was a cheap shot!
Inside the ring Melenique is setting Aria up for the Naughty Gurl, she lifts Aria up, but Aria blocks it in midair and comes down with a DDT to Melenique. Aria climbs to the top rope, and jumps off with The Excelerator, but Melenique rolls out of the way at the last second, and Aria lands on her feet. She turns around right into the Stampede from Annexx. Melenique gets up slowly and turns right into a Stampede also. Annexx then covers, one...two....three!
Dolby/Annexx picked up the win, but what would have happened if that ring bell didn't come into play outside of the ring!
Mike/Annexx would have won!
Enter My Mind starts to play as Annexx climbs out and starts up the ramp, arms in the air and it goes to a break.
It comes back on as it cuts to the ring.
Mike/Its now time for are main event tonight!
Just then Ozzy comes on and Black Widow comes down to the ring alone. He climbs in and plays to the crowd for a moment, before Papercut hits and Diablo comes out running. He slides in and the music stops as Tool comes on.
Dolby/Here comes are current World Champion! You know we haven't head much from him this past week....maybe he knows his days on top are numbered.
Visigoth comes down to the ring and climbs in, he hands the world title over, as his music stops and TRB's comes on and TRB comes out walking. He stops on the ramp and waits for second as his music comes to a stop and Rollin hits. HardKore comes out running and slides into the ring taking a three on one beating, TRB quickly gets on and Diablo nails him with an elbow to the back, while Widow and Visigoth keep beating on HardKore in the other corner.
Mike/Team Visigoth is on a roll in this match!
Just then Bodies hits the speakers and he slides into the ring, Visigoth runs at him only to get back dropped out of the ring. Demon turns around into a spinning wheel kick to the face from Widow. Widow starts to stomp away at Demon in another corner, while HardKore gets up slowly in the far one. HardKore runs in and nails Widow from behind with an elbow to the back of the head.
Dolby/This match is out of control!
HardKore and Demon double team on Widow in the corner now while Diablo still beats away at TRB in his corner. Diablo then goes to send TRB into the far corner, with Demon, HardKore and Widow, but TRB reverses it, only for Diablo to reverse it again sending TRB right back to where he started, Diablo runs in and nails a drop kick to the back of his head smashing him face first into the second turnbuckle. HardKore goes off the ropes and tries for a cross body over the top to Visigoth on the outside, but Visigoth catches him, and does a fall away slam onto the ramp, both men stay down.
Dolby/Great move by HardKore, but Visigoth was just a step ahead of him!
Demon stands Widow up and tosses him out of the ring, he then comes up behind Diablo and waits for him to turn around, and grabs him for the Devil Slam, laying him out in the ring.
Mike/Not again!
Demon goes for the pin, but Visigoth pulls the ref out of the ring at two. Mean while Widow climbs back into the ring behind the Demon, TRB sees him and goes for a clothesline, but Widow ducks it and TRB nails Demon from behind. TRB turns around into a kick to the midsection and the Zero Effect. Widow quickly gets back to his feet as Demon slowly gets up, he turns right into a kick to the midsection and the Widow Maker!
Dolby/That's has to be all!
Visigoth is beating away at HardKore on the outside, while Widow covers, one...two...three!
Dolby/Widow has won this match up!
Ozzy hits and Widow rolls out of the ring and starts up the ramp as does Visigoth. TRB and Demon slowly get up in the ring not sure what just happened. Demon turns around and yells at TRB. TRB shoves him, and Demon grabs him by the neck and lifts him up with the Devil Slam!
Mike/That's over 300lbs!
Visigoth and Widow stand at the top of the ramp, as Demon is the only one left standing in the ring. It fades to black, the EHWF logo flashes then black again.