The show opens up as Excel Saga starts to play over the speakers as Moon Glorious makes his way down to the ring alone, a mic in hand. He climbs in and his music cuts off as he stands in the center of the ring.

Dolby/Great…we get to start things off with this guy again.

Mike/I know, it’s great isn’t it!

Moon Glorious/The other day, I the greatest SUPER VILLAIN EVER! Promised that I would create my own version of the great super hero team…the Powerpuff Girls!

Dolby/This is sad.

Mike/Shut up and let the man talk.

Moon Glorious/So for the past week I have been locked away in my EVIL HIDEOUT, working one creating the equal power of the Powerpuff Girls for the side of EVIL! So now let me show you the power I have created!

With that the Powerpuff Girls Music starts to play over the speakers as Icknot, Err and Slut Benwalla step out onto the stage, Benwalla is wearing a green dress, while Icknot is dressed in the same but blue, and Err in red. The three walk down to the ring.

Dolby/I repeat…this is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

They reach ring side just as the music cuts off and Tear Away starts to play as Brink makes his way down the ramp, causing Benwalla, Icknot and Err to all run around the outside of the ring. Brink climbs in, and Moon Glorious charges at him only to get a big boot to the face, taking him down. Brink steps back holding his arm in the air as Moon Glorious starts to get back up, and he turns around getting caught with a hand to the neck setting up for a choke slam, he lifts him up when all of a sudden Sin starts to play and Diablo comes out running, he slides in, only to get a boot to the face as well laying him out flat.

Mike/Brink is like a one man wrecking machine.

Just then Torn Apart starts to play as MME comes out running, he slides in and ducks under a clothesline from Brink, he keeps running and slides back out the outside. He Brink looks at him and yells at him to get back in the ring, just then Annexx slides in behind him and nails a low blow, followed by a DDT. She gets back to her feet just as Blurry hit’s the speakers and Zues comes out running.

Dolby/We now have all six men in the ring.

Zues slides in, and nails Annexx with a big clothesline laying her out flat. He pulls her back to her feet, and sets up for the Flash Of Lighting, but MME comes in with the Bat-saber in hand, he swings, but Zues ducks it. The two turn to face each other and Zues nails him with a boot to the mid-section and hit’s the Flash Of Lighting, he covers, one…two…but its broke up by Moon Glorious, and a diving elbow drop. Moon Glorious waits for Zues to get back up and grabs him for the Dark Side of the Moon, but he isn’t able to lift Zues. Zues counters with a elbow to the back of the head, and then a clothesline sending him over the top rope.

Dolby/Zues is laying out everyone in his way so far.

Zues gets back up and turns right into a big boot to the face from Brink dropping him to the mat. Brink then stands Zues up and pulls him in for the Last Judgment, laying Zues out flat. He then smiles, and grabs MME by the arm and pulls him over the top of Zues.

Dolby/What the hell is Brink doing?

The ref looks kind of confused but still counts, one…two…three!

Mike/Why in the world did Brink just let Mr. Main Event pick up the win over Zues?

Dolby/I’m not sure.

Brink stands Zues back up, and grabs him by the neck, he hits him with the choke slam and then rolls out of the ring, pulling Mr. Main Event out of the ramp behind him as it goes to a break.

The show comes back from the break as we see the Cell in place around the ring, below it we see a couple dozen tables set up on the outside, just then One Step Closer hit’s the speakers as Chapel makes his way down the ramp to the ring.

Dolby/This match will decide who the next of the last four men to enter the Web will be come next Sunday.

Mike/I have a feeling that that tonight we will see a repeat of what happened about two years ago, when Chapel dislocated his shoulder in that table match with HardKore!

Chapel reaches the cage and climbs the cage side and waits at the top as the music changes and Unforgiven starts to play as NBK comes down the ramp running. He gets to ringside and begins to climb the side, Chapel runs at him for a baseball slide, but, NBK swings to the side at the last second missing the move. He swings up to the top of the cage and right away nails Chapel with a big clothesline taking him off his feet. NBK motions for him to get up, and nails her with a big boot to the midsection, and pulls him in for a power bomb.

Mike/This might be over already!

NBK goes to lift him up, but Chapel nails him with a hard punch to the face and then drops to the top of the cell, and nails a boot to the midsection of his own and then grabs him by the back of the head and drops forward driving him face first into the mesh.

Dolby/That was an amazing counter…and it could very well be all that Chapel needed to turn the tables and win this match up.

Chapel pulls NBK back to his feet, and pulls him in for a DDT, but NBK blocks it, Chapel follows up with a knee strike to the face, and then a lifts him up onto his shoulders dropping him down onto the roof, breaking it open and sending NBK falling to the mat below.

Dolby/MY God!

Mike/I don’t know if NBK is moving!

Chapel, looks down at NBK below, his eyes wide with shock as if not really knowing what just happened for sure. He then grabs onto the top of the cell, swings down and drops to the mat below as well. Chapel pulls NBK back to his feet, and leans him on the ropes, he takes a couple steps back and then goes for a big clothesline, but NBK reaches down deep and back drops Chapel over the top rope out of the ring. NBK stumbles around a little, before dropping to his back and rolling to the outside as well. NBK walks over to where the cell door is and kicks it open, he then grabs Chapel by the back of the head and pulls him to the outside next to the tables.

Dolby/All that has to happen is for NBK to put Chapel through that table…or vise versa.

NBK slams Chapel face first into the steal mesh. He then waits for him to get back up, looking for the 38 Special, when just then nBK gets nailed in the back of the head with a steal chair.

Dolby/What the hell…where did he just come from.

NBK stumbles forward into a table, as JBD stands behind him with a chair in hand, no shirt on, and his ribs taped up. Chapel slowly pulls himself to his feet, as NBK lays unmoving on the table, Chapel grabs him and lifts him up nailing the Steeple to him through the table as the ref calls for the bell and One Step Closer starts to play over the speakers.

Mike/NBK had this match won! If not for JBD showing up like he did he would be on his way to the WEB!

Dolby/But JBD did show up…JBD did help out Chapel, and Chapel will move onto the WEB and maybe be joined by another beyond The Grave member if Dynamite can pull off a win just the same way over Punisher here tonight.

It fades to a break.

It comes back on as Antonio’s music plays over the speakers and he comes out pushing a cart filled with different objects and the hardcore title around his neck. He reaches the ring and starts to toss the objects into the ring.

Dolby/It’s now time for the Hardcore title match of the night.

Just then Rock Superstar starts to play over the speakers and Bronxx comes out running, he grabs Antonio from behind and spins him around, but Antonio throws something into his eyes.

Dolby/What was that?

Mike/I think it was the fertilizer we saw him in the back with the other day.

Bronxx stumbles around blinded, as Antonio picks up the shovel and nails him over the head with it knocking him out cold. Antonio then covers, one…two…three!

Dolby/This match is already over.

Mike/Bronxx didn’t have a chance…I mean…Antonio cheated using that fertilizer.

Antonio gets back to his feet and holds the belt in the air, just then out of the crowd, HardKore comes with a baseball bat, he waits as Antonio turns around and nails him in the head with it knocking him off his feet. HardKore stands him back up and slams Antonio into the steal steps, and then starts to stomp away at him.

Dolby/It HardKore! It’s HardKore!

Mike/What the hell is he doing here!

Dolby/He is one if not the greatest hardcore champion of all time…and it looks like he’s giving that message to Antonio right now.

HardKore stands Antonio back up, and drives him face first into the steal, breaking him wide open, Antonio fights back by poking HardKore in the eyes, and then climbing into the ring to get away from him, but HardKore goes after, Antonio gets to his feet, and is nailed with a big clothesline sending him over the top rope to the outside next to the announcers table. HardKore slides out after, and nails him with a hard spinning heel kick to the face sending him onto the table.

Dolby/HardKore is not giving an inch…he seems to want to make an example out of Antonio right here and now.

HardKore nails Antonio in the face with a couple hard blows to the head and then walks back into the ring, he climbs to the top rope, and takes his shirt off, then holds his arms in the air, before jumping off with a flying elbow drop to the chest breaking the table to pieces.

Mike/This is crazy…are hardcore champion was just destroyed by HardKore!

Rollin starts to play over the speakers as HardKore starts up the ramp, holding his arm as it goes to a break.


We come back on and In The End plays.

Dolby/Now its time for our next qualifying match, Steve Nokia vs. Eraser!

Mike/Look at all these tables! We could see some carnage tonight!

Eraser comes out with his title. Next, Steve Nokia comes down to the ring. He charges under the ropes and runs straight for Eraser. The two exchange blows. Eraser begins to win out. He continues to nail Nokia as he staggers back toward the ropes. He rears back for a huge last shot, but Nokia blocks it. He grabs Eraser around the throat and then tosses him over the top rope through a pre set up table.


We come back and the theme to 2001 A Space Odyssey begins. Johnathen Walker comes out with Ms. Jones carrying his cane.

Mike/What is he doing bringing that out here?

Dolby/This is a first blood match. There are no disqualifications.

Mike/Whats your point?

Dolby/My point is, hes probably planning on using that to make it to the web!

Next, Tool hits and the crowd cheers. Visigoth comes out and makes it down to the ring.

Mike/Well, as long as that’s who he hits, I wont be so angry. As long as he doesn’t win the web!

Dolby/I wouldn’t count on that…

Johnathen Walker paces in the ring. Visigoth gets in and stands on the turnbuckle in the crucifix pose. He gets down and steps in to the ring. Ms. Jones, holding the cane, gets out of the ring. Walker looks at Visigoth as the camera pans out wide. Visigoth looks back and the bell sounds, starting the match. Walker runs at Visigoth, but Visigoth ducks a clothesline. The two turn to face each other, and Visigoth kicks Walker in the midsection. He does the Elsewhere DDT.

Dolby/Oh My God! Look how quickly he can put that move on!

Mike/Yeah, but that wont win you this match!

Walker rolls on to his back. He is not cut open at all. Visigoth lifts him up and throws him off the ropes. He does a whirlwind backbreaker. He straddles Walker and begins to punch away at his forehead, hoping to cut him open. Visigoth gets up and goes to the top. He comes off with a fist drop that misses. Walker gets up and nails an elbow to the face. He sends Visigoth off the ropes and bounces off the near side. He comes off with a cross body. He gets up and Visigoth stays on the floor. Walker drops a leg. He then gets back to his feet. He points to Ms. Jones. The crowd cheers. She hands him the cane ceremoniously. He walks over to Visigoth, who has now gotten up. He kicks Visigoth in the stomach. Visigoth bends slightly. Walker rears back with the cane. Visigoth quickly grabs his wrists. He kicks Walker in the midsection. Walker drops the cane. Visigoth does the Elsewhere DDT on to the cane. Visigoth sits up. Walker slowly turns over. Hes bleeding from the head. Nine Inch Nails begins. We cut to the back. We see Punisher in the back. He looks at his belt. He straps it on and walks out the door.

Dolby/World Title on the line! Next!

It comes back on. Papercut begins and the challenger comes out. Dynamite gets in the ring. Next, Punisher comes out wearing the world title. He circles the ring, examining the polls along the outside. Finally, he gets in. He hands the belt to the referee. The ref holds it up to the crowd. Punishers paces a couple steps, but is hit by Dynamite.

Mike/Cheap shot!

Punisher falls in to the ref. He rolls to the outside and out from under the polls. They then ignite. The fans cheer.

Dolby/Here we go!

Punisher bounces off the ropes but comes back with a forearm. He bounces off the far side and comes back. Dynamite backdrops him. Punisher springs up. Dynamite comes back into a solid right hand. Punisher lifts him off the mat and sends him off the ropes. He does a hiptoss to Dynamite over the top rope. Dynamite hits his back on the polls and falls off, still not on fire.

Dolby/He survived!

Punisher goes to the outside and ducks under the flames. He grabs Dynamite by the neck and goes to put him in the fire. Instead, Messiah comes through the crowd. The crowd erupts.

Dolby/Its Messiah! Hes back!

Messiah nails Punisher before Punisher can hit him. Punisher begins to fight back. He grabs Messiah behind the head, but Messiah nails him with an elbow to the midsection. He goes to hit punisher, but Punisher blocks it. He attempts to kick Messiah. Messiah catches his foot and lights Punisher ablaze. As Punisher tries to extinguish himself, Messiah wakes the ref. He sees Punisher on fire. The bell sounds.

Mike/No!

Dolby/Dynamite is the world champion!

Papercut starts. Suddenly, it cuts off. The Pina Colada song starts up.

Mike/…no…

TRB steps out.

Dolby/What is he doing here?

TRB has a mic.

TRB/Now, I think that I like Dynamite. But I know that I don’t want him to win the title this way. Even though I don’t want the BBOP to have the belt anymore than anyone else, I don’t want to steal it either. So referee, restart this match, and Dynamite, good luck.

Dolby/What is he talking about?

Mike/Yes! Restart the match!

TRB/That’s an order of the EHWF Commissioner!

Dolby/What?

The crowd erupts.

Mike/NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The referee sounds the bell to restart the match. Punisher has been extinguished. He walks over to Dynamite when he is taken from the side by Messiah. Messiah pounds away on Punisher. Dynamite joins him. Dynamite continues to beat him up as Messiah leaves to go get a chair. Messiah comes back and Dynamite holds him. Messiah swings the chair, but Punisher ducks. Dynamite is knocked almost unconscious. He falls onto the flames. Punisher drops to a knee and nails Messiah with a low blow, who is preoccupied with looking at Dynamite. Dynamite catches on fire and falls to the floor. The referee sounds the bell.

Mike/Yes!

Dolby/No! What?! Punisher is still the champion?!

Blurry starts and Punisher grabs his belt. The EMTs put Dynamite out. Messiah escapes through the crowd. Dynamite, dazed looks up angrily for Punisher or Messiah as it begins to fade.

Dolby/But it was an accident! What will come of this!?